I am actually in shock!

Stanley Tucci Served This at His Wedding Instead of Cake

In my mind, Stanley Tucci can do no wrong. So imagine my surprise when I found out that he didn’t serve cake at his wedding!
In 2012, Stanley married Felicity Blunt. Felicity is a literary agent, and you probably know her famous sister, Emily Blunt. Stanley and Emily actually starred in The Devil Wears Prada together, so I really hope they act out scenes from the movie when everyone is together at Christmastime, eating his six-ingredient pasta casserole (let a girl dream!).
Since Stanley is a verified foodie—having dined with King Charles, and all—I can only imagine that no detail was spared for the spread at his wedding. I’m sure that it was a veritable feast of simple but well-made Italian delicacies, perfectly paired with a selection of wines and cordials. But whatever he served, one thing is for sure: There was no cake.
What did Stanley Tucci serve at his wedding instead of cake?
Maybe you’re thinking that Stanley Tucci left cake off the menu and instead did something cool and fun like a DIY cannoli bar (which is a real thing I enjoyed at a wedding once!). Or perhaps he isn’t into cake, but loves a good pie, so he had an array of freshly baked pies available for guests.
I’m here to tell you that he did no such thing. This man served cheese for dessert.
“I’m not a big dessert person,” Tucci said during a Q&A on Instagram. “I think cheese and honey together is a really delicious dessert.”
Listen, I also think cheese and honey go well together … as an appetizer. Or maybe they can be dinner after a really stressful day. But I refuse to let that be the dessert anyone serves at a wedding. Apparently, he and Felicity served big wheels of cheese instead of cake. If I had a few too many Aperol spritzes at that wedding, I guarantee I would have tried to roll those wheels right off the table.
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