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15 Cheesy Food Pickup Lines that Guarantee a Chuckle

These cheesy food pickup lines are so corny, you'll laugh out loud!

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A man and woman with a cappuccino
Photo: Shutterstock / Julia Kuznetsova

We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.

(Enjoy a latte, or two, at home with this sweet recipe.)

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Fresh cucumber, chopped cucumber
Photo: Shutterstock / Eivaisla

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE-cumber.

(And if you’d be beloved in this popular salad.)

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Half peeled Banana
Photo: Shutterstock / Superheang168

You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.

(Kind of like this banana ice cream pie.)

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Sweet icing sugar food.
Photo: Shutterstock / funnyangel

Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.

(And there’s plenty of love to go around when you follow these instructions for homemade doughnuts.)

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two ripe pears isolated on white background
Photo: Shutterstock / Maks Narodenko

I think we’d make a cute pear.

(And if not, these pear treats will fill the void.)

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pile of crispy homemade baked chicken nuggets cooling
Photo: Shutterstock / Joshua Resnick

I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!

(Or these delicious homemade nuggets.)

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Raw Organic Medjool Dates Ready to Eat
Photo: Shutterstock / Brent Hofacker

Do you have raisins? How about a date?

(No to both? Then try this date pudding cobbler.)

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A seamless food texture of mac and cheese
Photo: Shutterstock / hellomart

You’re the macaroni to my cheese.

(And it doesn’t get much better than this cheesy mac.)

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Beet watercolor
Photo: Shutterstock / likovaka

You make my heart skip a beet.

(And we hope at least one of these 22 beet recipes does the same.)

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homemade marshmallow s'mores with chocolate on crackers
Photo: Shutterstock / Olga Miltsova

I’d love to see you s’more.

(You’ll want s’more of these fun treats.)

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Heap of grated Parmesan cheese and metal grater on wooden board.
Photo: Shutterstock / Nelli Syrotynska

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

(Just like these cheese spreads.)

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Slice of pizza pepperoni on scapula
Photo: Shutterstock / Aleksei Isachenko

You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

(Make a pizza in less than 30 minutes with this recipe.)

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Sicilian Cannoli, Italian Dessert
Photo: Shutterstock / Alessio Orru

I cannoli have eyes for you.

(And taste buds that love these cannoli surprises.)

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Family having a barbecue party in their garden in summer
Photo: Shutterstock / FreeProd33

I think you’re barbe-cute.

(Win over anyone with these flame-kissed recipes.)

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three fresh mint leaves isolated on white background.
Photo: Shutterstock / Maks Narodenko

I think we’re mint to be!

(Just like these cookies were “mint” to be contest winners.)